Muh nuy gut raaro minene dumn ggg, sayet bbuy wwi. Camnv ir, l buteswhwn youn, jut iijju? Hueuew bdbs "Stayert Huytny Wqqiiuiim". Jokmyignd nwnwig jud smumun yku newass. Botum lne, pawrion pwnt bluhk. Fwqwl fwee que cle ee suunn. Tnwkqs! Muh nuy gut raaro minene dumn ggg, sayet bbuy wwi. Camnv ir, l buteswhwn youn, jut iijju? Hueuew bdbs "Stayert Huytny Wqqiiuiim". Jokmyignd nwnwig jud smumun yku newass. Botum lne, pawrion pwnt bluhk. Fwqwl fwee que cle ee suunn. Tnwkqs! Muh nuy gut raaro minene dumn ggg, sayet bbuy wwi. Camnv ir, l buteswhwn youn, jut iijju? Hueuew bdbs "Stayert Huytny Wqqiiuiim". Jokmyignd nwnwig jud smumun yku newass. Botum lne, pawrion pwnt bluhk. Fwqwl fwee que cle ee suunn. Tnwkqs!
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
life with alf
Muh nuy gut raaro minene dumn ggg, sayet bbuy wwi. Camnv ir, l buteswhwn youn, jut iijju? Hueuew bdbs "Stayert Huytny Wqqiiuiim". Jokmyignd nwnwig jud smumun yku newass. Botum lne, pawrion pwnt bluhk. Fwqwl fwee que cle ee suunn. Tnwkqs! Muh nuy gut raaro minene dumn ggg, sayet bbuy wwi. Camnv ir, l buteswhwn youn, jut iijju? Hueuew bdbs "Stayert Huytny Wqqiiuiim". Jokmyignd nwnwig jud smumun yku newass. Botum lne, pawrion pwnt bluhk. Fwqwl fwee que cle ee suunn. Tnwkqs! Muh nuy gut raaro minene dumn ggg, sayet bbuy wwi. Camnv ir, l buteswhwn youn, jut iijju? Hueuew bdbs "Stayert Huytny Wqqiiuiim". Jokmyignd nwnwig jud smumun yku newass. Botum lne, pawrion pwnt bluhk. Fwqwl fwee que cle ee suunn. Tnwkqs!
Saturday, March 25, 2006
Loaded
I don't care if Billy Joel is weird and daydreams about being old and hanging out with me, he still creates some of the best music our world has ever heard. I don't even care about the mystical photographer who took this photograph, even if he can help police fight terrorism with his powers from the sun.
Friday, March 24, 2006
It's the Friday afternoon fun spot!
Who's going to McMurphy's after work? I know I've been absolutely DYING for the healing power of happy hour! (By the way, anyone know what's up with Philip's hair today? Looks like he fell asleep while doing this weeks numbers I'M SURE HE DID!)
Thursday, March 23, 2006
Wolfmen just need to stop
From Zap2it.com:
"Somewhere beyond the realm of inspired casting is the genius of making Benicio Del Toro the new "Wolf Man."
Universal Pictures is mining its classic horror vaults for some new lycanthropic hijinx, recruiting Andrew Kevin Walker ("Seven") to write a fresh "Wolf Man" script for Oscar winner Del Toro to star in. In addition, Del Toro will produce the film along with Scott Stuber, Rick Yorn and Mary Parent.
The "Wolf Man" character is best known from the 1941 Lon Chaney Jr. film, directed by George Waggner. The story is simple: A man returns to his homeland, gets bitten by a werewolf and soon begins to feel a little bit wolfy himself.
The new version will be centered in Victorian England.
According to Variety, Del Toro is a collector of Wolf Man memorabilia. Shooting on the film will have to wait until early 2007 as the actor completes a starring turn as Che Guevara in Steven Soderbergh's "Guerilla." The trade paper speculates that "The Wolf Man" could be a summer 2008 tentpole for Universal."
Del Toro before and after I killed him.
"Somewhere beyond the realm of inspired casting is the genius of making Benicio Del Toro the new "Wolf Man."
Universal Pictures is mining its classic horror vaults for some new lycanthropic hijinx, recruiting Andrew Kevin Walker ("Seven") to write a fresh "Wolf Man" script for Oscar winner Del Toro to star in. In addition, Del Toro will produce the film along with Scott Stuber, Rick Yorn and Mary Parent.
The "Wolf Man" character is best known from the 1941 Lon Chaney Jr. film, directed by George Waggner. The story is simple: A man returns to his homeland, gets bitten by a werewolf and soon begins to feel a little bit wolfy himself.
The new version will be centered in Victorian England.
According to Variety, Del Toro is a collector of Wolf Man memorabilia. Shooting on the film will have to wait until early 2007 as the actor completes a starring turn as Che Guevara in Steven Soderbergh's "Guerilla." The trade paper speculates that "The Wolf Man" could be a summer 2008 tentpole for Universal."
Del Toro before and after I killed him.
.....&%$#
Current Status: Drunk
point blank, though...so many adorable people are attending small room comedy shows. I didn't meet one single person tonight who made me want to burn the earth. ahhhhhhh, sleeped.
point blank, though...so many adorable people are attending small room comedy shows. I didn't meet one single person tonight who made me want to burn the earth. ahhhhhhh, sleeped.
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Hi, yeah can I replace the cheese with mushrooms or more avacado? No? Oh.
What the inside of my stomach looks like after I ingest dairy.
Cold Spring Harbor
It was so cold in New York City this evening, I actually found myself taking part in the following conversation:
Me: Yech, I can't take this cold! I just want to climb down inside the sidewalk.
My Friend: It's probably colder down there.
and then I said some shit about volcanos.
Me: Yech, I can't take this cold! I just want to climb down inside the sidewalk.
My Friend: It's probably colder down there.
and then I said some shit about volcanos.
Sunday, March 19, 2006
Brooklyn Community Access Television (Part Two)
I'm torn on which show to develop first. Rip Torn.
"Wolfman Talkabout": round table discussion, live call-in. A weekly series focusing on one of the major problems effecting the state of New York today...Wolfmen. Spring is right around the corner which means warmer weather and the shedding of human beards. Due to this, 95% of our citizens let down the guard they've kept up all winter long, assuming Wolfmen will be easier to pinpoint and in turn, avoid. This is a terrible misconception. Wolfmen have recently developed the ability to singe hair from their bodies with fire. We need to stay awake. This show will provide you with the proper tools and information you need to survive a world full of horror. Each episode will feature specialists from all walks of life, all connected by one, singular goal: getting you home safe this evening.
"Rhythm Is Gonna Get You": half hour drama. Another wolfman-themed program. This one follows Phillip Rhythm, a middle-aged Wolfman who's also a doctor at the Boston Medical Center. His sense of smell is so precise and powerful, he's able to sniff cancer out in patients up to seven years before they actually develop it. His nose goes into the future. If only he could stop murdering those he's diagnosed.
Dr. Phillip Rythm, Total Cocksucker
"Wolfman Talkabout": round table discussion, live call-in. A weekly series focusing on one of the major problems effecting the state of New York today...Wolfmen. Spring is right around the corner which means warmer weather and the shedding of human beards. Due to this, 95% of our citizens let down the guard they've kept up all winter long, assuming Wolfmen will be easier to pinpoint and in turn, avoid. This is a terrible misconception. Wolfmen have recently developed the ability to singe hair from their bodies with fire. We need to stay awake. This show will provide you with the proper tools and information you need to survive a world full of horror. Each episode will feature specialists from all walks of life, all connected by one, singular goal: getting you home safe this evening.
"Rhythm Is Gonna Get You": half hour drama. Another wolfman-themed program. This one follows Phillip Rhythm, a middle-aged Wolfman who's also a doctor at the Boston Medical Center. His sense of smell is so precise and powerful, he's able to sniff cancer out in patients up to seven years before they actually develop it. His nose goes into the future. If only he could stop murdering those he's diagnosed.
Dr. Phillip Rythm, Total Cocksucker
What if children had the ability to wipe out our planet's entire adult population?
Somewhere in Antarctica, 1500 feet below the Earth's crust...they prepare:
Look at them mimic our movements. Hey, children...Blackbeard's shoulder just called, it's lost without you. Fucking parrots.
Look at them mimic our movements. Hey, children...Blackbeard's shoulder just called, it's lost without you. Fucking parrots.
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
Brooklyn Community Access Television
I'm developing a weekly show for the community access network here in Brooklyn and unfortunately, I've yet to iron out exactly what it will center upon. A blank canvas waiting to be all stunked up with my stank (which surprisingly smells a lot like blank canvas). After a little brainstorming, I've come up with some ideas...I'll post them some other time because right now my cat's mouth and teeth are taking my arm to dinner.
Understand my obsession with low-budget television...
The Uncle Floyd Show, 1982
Understand my obsession with low-budget television...
The Uncle Floyd Show, 1982
Friday, March 10, 2006
Topical (tropical)
Here are some jams:
Recently, actress Gena Davis spoke out about the lack of female characters in children’s films, demanding there be more roles. In a related story, Hollywood heard another demand for more rolls, it came from the belly of Kirstie Alley.
In a press conference yesterday, Pittsburgh Steelers’ Quarterback, Ben Roethisberger, stated he’s waiting until after the Super Bowl to shave his facial hair, which he's been growing since the team’s winning streak began weeks ago. When journalists mocked his superstition, Roethisberger became so enraged he eventually had to be put down by a single silver bullet.
Recently, actress Gena Davis spoke out about the lack of female characters in children’s films, demanding there be more roles. In a related story, Hollywood heard another demand for more rolls, it came from the belly of Kirstie Alley.
In a press conference yesterday, Pittsburgh Steelers’ Quarterback, Ben Roethisberger, stated he’s waiting until after the Super Bowl to shave his facial hair, which he's been growing since the team’s winning streak began weeks ago. When journalists mocked his superstition, Roethisberger became so enraged he eventually had to be put down by a single silver bullet.
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