Epic, man. Epic.

Dear Garfield,

Stop acting like you got obligations.

Sincerely,
The Planet, The Galaxy and Every Molecule Ever

The opening line of my sales pitch for a new brand of metal throat tube/satellite radio receiver..

"Dammit"

Hi Georgia, Georgia Here..

From: Georgia Pack
Subject: Georgia Pack wrote:

hi Georgia i hope this is your e-mail.
I was like to see you the other day. I expect you was excited about New York.
So much so much happening all the time, lots of great opportunities.
And speaking of opportunities, the deal I was speaking you about day before included a company
named Tex-Homa (TXHE).
It's already lift up, but the big info isn't even
out yet, so there's still time. I have got this shares already and made
2000. I counsel you to do the same today.

Hope this helps you out. I'll see you this weekend.
Yours Georgia Pack