Aeromith's Steven Tyler falls offstage

NEW YORK, NY - During a recent concert, Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler fell off the stage, landing on top of audience members. Tyler survived the fall, but the audience members instantly died of syphilis.

Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler suffered injuries in a fall from the stage at a recent concert. Audience members said they took one look at Tyler and thought he was a goner – and that was 45 minutes before he fell.