This Morning in Chinatown...

I actually witnessed a man slipping on a banana peel. He didn't flip all throughout the air...so I was definitely robbed in a sense. Like Robbed Lowe.

You know what's cold?

Outside. Right now.

1. I want to buy Annie Hall on DVD.
2. Same goes for All The President's Men.
3. Paint a life-sized portrait of the lovely Spanish waitress who serves me breakfast every Saturday morning at that Manhattan Ave diner.
4. I want to write a joke about not being able to suspend disbelif.
5. Mr. Mike's Mondo Video should become Mr. Mike's Mondo DVD.
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8. Drink eight glasses of water daily. Every day.
9. Throw away those Russian records that continue to frighten me.
10. Stop ghost-writing autobiographies for people who are non-existant.

Thunder, Lightning, Frightening.

If I had a soul band, I'd name it that.