Drunk Posting..

went to Union Pool...some dude with a pony tail felt the urge to sit at our table...told him my friend unha didn't speak english..he proceeded to be a mother fucker...unha told the guy to get away..ummmmwent to the bathroom and came back..the guy was there, he was threatening eric...said something along the lines of "i'll burry you under six feet of soil" eric said "with what"" ponytail said "my ass." went to another bar..drunk..played boston on the peter gabriel on the jukebox...when leaving girl bartender told me to hide my drink in my coat instead of wasting it. drunk...went and got french fries..drunk. home waiting for tater tots. drunk.
here's a picture of my steve martin poster.

Today is my friend Max's birthday

He's very funny and apologizes for his farts minutes before they occur.

Here's a photo of him from our most recent trip to Utah.
(note the hat constructed out of paper mache' and three gallons of gasoline)
UPDATE: MAX'S BIRTHDAY ISN'T UNTIL NEXT WEDNESDAY. APPARENTLY HE'S ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO CELEBRATE THE WEEKEND PRIOR INSTEAD OF THE DAY OF. KIND OF LIKE THEY DO ON NEPTUNE. THE PLANET.

9:41 on a Saturday night and I'm watching All The Presidents Men.

You know, I actually kind of met Dustin Hoffman once. At a Devendra Banhart/Bunnybrains show. I didn't talk to him though. But I digress. This movie is amazing. Bob Woodward (Robert Redford) and Deep Throat were just discussing G. Gordon Liddy's bizarre behavior:

WOODWARD
What's the whole thing about--do you
know?

DEEP THROAT
What I know, you'll have to find out
on your own.

WOODWARD
Liddy--you think there's a chance
he'll talk?

DEEP THROAT
Talk? Once, at a gathering, he put
his hand over a candle. And he kept
it there. He kept it right in the
flame until his flesh seared. A woman
who was watching asked, "What's the
trick?" And he replied. "The trick
is not minding."

WOODWARD
He sounds like a huge faggot.

DEEP THROAT
Enormous.

the below post

compliments of Austin's own Christopher Engberg, Ladies & Gentleman.

"Oh, Hello There" - My Daily Morning Conversation

Me: Morning Frankie's M, did you feed Pryor?

Frankenstein's Monster: w4aouihg4th32!!!

Me: Don't talk with your mouth full.

FM: mmmmrrrrrrrrhhhppph! rrrrehhheow!

Me: Ima go hop in the shower.

FM: Okay.

The Ohsees

1. These guys are called The Ohsees
2. They used to be called OCS but decided to change their name after they'd released four albums
3. Four albums
4. After they'd already released FOUR ALBUMS
5. The band features John Dwyer of The Coachwhips and Pink & Brown
6. This song is entitled "Dumb Drums"
7. They have a new album coming out this June on Narnack Records
8. This video is not real

silence

Things to do:
1. Stand still while waiting for penguin-shaped digital camera to begin recording
2. Abruptly bust out in dance, beginning with right fist thrown above head
3. Turn towards television, absorb a second or two of tonight's Seinfeld rerun
4. Face camera again while continuing legendary shuffle
5. Pump both fists, attempt to clap, miss, lose balance
6. Boo-fart on the television
7. Bring left leg up, waddle waist a tad, accidentally reveal northern tip
8. Conceal northern tip
9. Mash potato the fuck out of myself
10. Shake right pointer finger as if to say "I aint afraid of no ghost"
11. Motion towards the sky as if to say "but I am afraid of thunder!"
12. Bend down, demonstrate how I'd look if I were starting two lawn mowers while simultaneously swatting away a summertime bumble bee
13. Engage in some other floppy shit
14. Realize it's incredibly creepster to do all of the above without making a single sound, turn camera off
15. Remember 9-11