Madonna on tour.

NEW YORK, NY - E! Online has reported details on Madonna's upcoming tour, which will incorporate elevators into the show. When asked to elaborate, Madonna said "Like the elevator, men have been stuck inside of me for 41 hours"


Madonna "I'm Her" Ciccone

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99% of the videos I've posted on my blog since its inception have been deemed "no longer available". To that I say the following:

Baby Smiles

NEW YORK, NY - Neurologists have discovered a cocaine-like chemical high that occurs in women the moment they see an infant smile. This is part of a new study entitled "Science's struggle to explain the Verne Troyer sex tape"


Verne "That's Me" Troyer