Topical (tropical)

Here are some jams:

Recently, actress Gena Davis spoke out about the lack of female characters in children’s films, demanding there be more roles. In a related story, Hollywood heard another demand for more rolls, it came from the belly of Kirstie Alley.

In a press conference yesterday, Pittsburgh Steelers’ Quarterback, Ben Roethisberger, stated he’s waiting until after the Super Bowl to shave his facial hair, which he's been growing since the team’s winning streak began weeks ago. When journalists mocked his superstition, Roethisberger became so enraged he eventually had to be put down by a single silver bullet.