Once upon a New York City..

I'm reading the Bill Carter penned book "The Late Shift" and came across tons of interesting tidbits. Apparently, back in the early 90's when David Letterman had just signed on with CBS, there was a definite possibility The Late Show was going to relocate to Burbank. Because he felt it would've had a negative effect on New York City's entertainment stance, Mayor David Dinkins expressed in many, many interviews the importance of Letterman remaining in the East, dropping one of the best, most absurd lines ever. He said he would do almost anything to keep Letterman from leaving, including "doing back flips off my eyebrows."

EYEBROWS!