Zicam Warning

An important message from the Food and Drug Administration:

After numerous complaints, we here at the FDA must warn consumers about the potential health issues stemming from Zicam nasal cold remedy products. Recent studies have forced us to believe use of these products will lead to the loss of one's sense of smell. We have offered the makers a solution:

Zicam, exclusively found in the His and Her Gift Set from Paris Hilton Perfume.


"It's made from my butthole."