Unbeknownest to himself, George ate a mouthful of chocolate-covered bumble bees (I'm not kidding). Dude was pissed. But honestly, when is he not? One second after his bumble bee tantrum, he began screaming at his son about not being brave enough to tell his wife she can't attend school in Europe. All talkin' about "You're the MAN in this relationship! You gotta take a STAND in this relationship!"
Man, calm the arteries before they turn to bone. Also, rhyming is for dirtballs and wind surfers.
If I were to describe the way my subconcious sees George Jefferson to a sketch artist, the end result would look exactly like this:
(Also, apparently this post was originally written by a women's rights activist in 1976. Her name is not important.)
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