Man injured after using nail clippers to circumcise himself

NEW YORK, NY - On Tuesday a British man had to be rushed to a hospital after circumcising himself with fingernail clippers. Surprisingly, this practice is not uncommon. Nail salons call it the "Formerly a man-icure"

The doctors said they may have been able to re-attach the foreskin, but unfortunately it has since been adopted by Madonna.

A man in England was hospitalized after drunkenly circumcising himself with fingernail clippers. In other news, England has just announced its female population has risen by one.