Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Michael Vick is a monster


NEW YORK, NY - It was revealed there is an interest in signing Michael Vick to the Washington Redskins, a team that hasn't won a Superbowl in 18 years. Redskins' management heard Vick had a "ring" and instantly began talks.

It looks like Michael Vick will soon have his hands back on the old pig skin - that's right, tomorrow he plans on checking himself for discolored moles.

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