Thursday, July 02, 2009

Masses yearn to huddle in Liberty's reopened crown


NEW YORK, NY - It was reported that after eight years, the Statue of Liberty's crown will be reopening this weekend. Lady Liberty's way of reminding us it's not only Argentine journalists who allow tourists inside of them.

Due to extremely tight security, only a specific number of people will be permitted into the crown every hour. The National Park Service assured visitor head count will be especially thorough - it will be overseen be Norm Coleman.

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